When my ex girlfriend left, I was crushed. Why’d she have to drive off in a steamroller? Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Every new thought of mine is like my child. And as soon as it is conceived, I m…” “I sure wish deodorant tasted like butter, because then I could keep mashed pota…” “Everybody has a past—even if it lies in the future.” “This is my logo for Kintz”