When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!

“A brick could be used to stall for time when the police are searching your plac…”

“A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only …”

“I want to fill a jar with a lot of clapping, and sell my applause next to the a…”

“I’ll gyrate my hips at irate guests to generate income for the generations.”