When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like to point out that it’s not “my” generation. I’m only co-owner with a 50% stake.

“Agatha’s older than I was when I was her age.”

“I wish I had money now. If only I’d saved my allowance growing up, instead of s…”

“I bought an oxygen tank, because with the global population at over seven billi…”

“Give me 10 pins and a hardwood lane, and I’ll bowl. Just as long as that bowl i…”