When she broke up with me, I didn’t break down or break in to her apartment just to break out of my funk. I didn’t break any dishes either, but I did break dance.


“Everything I learned in school, mixed together with water and chicken broth, is…”

“This book does not exist. And if that doesn’t deter you from buying it, then I’…”

“For dinner I had seared sneer with a glaze of distant gaze, and a side of mashe…”

“Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart.”