When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot of tea on my shirt.

“A brick could be used to keep yourself warm, and a blanket could be used in the…”

“When somebody tells me they’ve had a bad day, I always respond in a somber voic…”

“A brick could be used in place of B. Rick, who is sorry he couldn’t make it to …”

“After I had my computer about a month, I finally figured out how to turn it on.…”