When someone asks me if I was born in a barn, I always give them a long face. And a whinny.

“Yellow circles are friendly. Especially smiley faces.”

“She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is i…”

“If writers write, then rangers range. And I’d like to wake up every morning and…”

“I won’t ever walk out on my woman, not even if she gives me Gatorade and says I…”