When the dust is settled, I’ll be there, wearing a maid’s outfit.

“If it’s invisible, I can’t remember if it’s there or not. And not only that, bu…”

“I taught my kid brother sign language and then cut off all his fingers. He hasn…”

“To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who ha…”

“On my wedding night, I want to make slow, passionate rush hour to my wife at we…”