When the fog lifts on this economy, I think we’ll find a lot of people refusing to ever turn off their caution lights.

“Some people say I look like my mom, while others say I look more like my dad. I…”

“I couldn’t believe she was half dressed. How dare she only be half naked in my …”

“A brick could be inserted in your chest in place of your heart. And for just a …”

“Leadership is being the first egg in the omelet.”