When the tax man cometh, lie about lying on your taxes.

“If you go out on a limb, I’ll be right behind you. Not to have your back, but t…”

“I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few ext…”

“My car rides smooth like I’m driving a cloud. If I park it at your house, I may…”

“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she wa…”