When the war comes, you’ll find me on the front line, with some crayons, coloring outside the lines.

“99% of the population is afraid of public speaking, and of the remaining 1%, 99…”

“On any job application I ever do, if they want my references, I always list the…”

“A blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be u…”

“It’s not a joke if it’s not entirely clear. But most jokes play off of ambiguit…”