When there’s no more food, only the anorexics will be amped up. And I’ll be there to drink up that excitement, because eating all that food made me thirsty.

“I want to scrape earwax out of your ears like the last of the chunky peanut but…”

“I can’t fly with one wing. But I can’t go hungry either, and I already ate both…”

“My friends call me Two Socks Kintz. They used to call me Barefoot Orafoura, but…”

“A brick can be used as a nickname for people who are slow, both physically and …”