When thinking about yesterday, contrasted with today, I can’t help but observe that today by definition means I’m one day closer to death. I just hope that one day isn’t tomorrow.

“I put the “sing” in single. But only when I’m in the shower.”

“The cop wanted to know what was in the bag. I said, Another cop.”

“I was part of a sting operation. We busted some bees.”

“I was honored at the awards ceremony. I didn’t get any recognition, but I was h…”