When two are united as one, I’ll be there. And so will someone else.

“I ate a Danish. Better than eating someone from Finland.”

“Larry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks like—hey, what is that in…”

“My facial hair is imperative. I put the must in mustache.”

“I’m 30, and his daughter is 18. He said I was too old for her. So I asked him i…”