When your action is gone, and all that’s left is motionlessness, I’ll be there, whistling.

“When you use your pen to think, you’re never wasting ink.”

“I wanted to make her a greeting card, but as far as I got was folding the paper…”

“Is there relationship insurance? You know, in case someone steals your signific…”

“I could jump in a small swimming pool or dive in the big ocean, and I’d be equa…”