When your clothes are aren’t, I’ll be there trying to get invisible with you.

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“When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice:…”

“You’re first place in my heart. And here’s a second-place ribbon from my third …”

“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar i…”