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“I am not a professionally trained professional. I am an amateur professional!”

“How many supermodels can you fit in a toothpick canister? I don’t know, but I p…”

“A stranger left a white jacket, and it’s tempting for me to grab it, put it on,…”

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”