Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.

“They’ll know who the brains of the operation was when they see me smash my clon…”

“It’s easier to pick apart what is, than put together what isn’t.”

“A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyw…”

“I just received the message she left earlier today. She left the message yester…”