Whenever the world throws rose petals at you, which thrill and seduce the ego, beware.

“She wants to have hiked; I want to have had dessert.”

“Rosie had been a little girl with a dead dad, and there was no getting around t…”

“I still encourage anyone who feels at all compelled to write to do so. I just t…”

“Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don't be an assho…”