Where there’s a winner, there’s a loser, and always at the same time. Occasionally even in the same person.

“Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined.”

“I won’t put up with a woman who tries to put me down. But I might put out if sh…”

“A haunted house could be used like a Band-Aid to stop a bleeding brick. But why…”

“The question is not where am I, but who am I? Where I am: Inside the body of my…”