Which half do you want me to cut in half, Mr. Halfofhalf?

The name’s Onequarter. Johnny Onequarter. And don’t you forget it.

“Is the company you keep keeping you back?”

“Brick is to blanket, as ellipses is to…
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“A brick could be used to back the dollar. Hey, it’s better than the dollar bein…”

“I’m so old school I’m like a one-room schoolhouse—with no bathroom. I always ke…”