Who art thou? Are you art, or a guy named Art? Doesn’t matter. What does matter is, Are you for sale?

“A lie makes up 3/4ths of life.”

“I’ll buy your product and then return your product, and tell you to keep my mon…”

“My nose is so big it’s like a mountain ridge on my face. Ladies, you could Mt. …”

“If I had three magic wishes, I’d use the first wish for one more, to replace th…”