Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?

“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the b…”

“Can you tell by where my eyes are looking what I’m thinking? Hint: I’m staring …”

“Dear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian.”

“I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.”