Whoever said that a soft answer turneth away wroth had never worked in a bar.

“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you …”

“Even with nougat, you can have a perfect moment.”

“Carpe Jugulum," read Agnes aloud. "That's... well, Carpe Diem is 'Sieze the Day…”

“She gazed out across the rooftops of Ankh-Morpork and reasoned like this: writi…”