Why celebrate my birthday? My birthday is the product of two people’s—my parents’—hard work. I can’t celebrate what I didn’t earn. However, anything I achieved after the day I was born, I’m free to celebrate.

“I’m winning over fans every day. They’re not my fans, but at least they’re losi…”

“When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice:…”

“My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech lik…”

“If I replaced my ears with conch shells, would you surf on the sound waves?”