Why fly in a space ship when you can just park it in my driveway? I’ll even move my tricycle to the bathtub, to heighten your showering experience. Who says I’m not romantic?

“A brick could be used to let that special someone in your life know how much yo…”

“I need to work smarter, harder, faster, and longer than you. And if I still don…”

“I once met an asexual unicycle, but I wasn’t wearing rubber gloves so I didn’t …”

“One Mormon can do the job of many more men. I should know, because I was born i…”