Why is it that I occur as a story to everyone except myself?

“I know that when a supersexy older girl with hips and breasts and nice hair wan…”

“The truth is, Archer tells me, you stay in Hell until you forgive yourself. "Yo…”

“The sixth rule of Fight Club: No shirt, no shoes.”

“At home, you'll sometimes wake up in your dark bed with the terror you've falle…”