William Penn would be a great pen name. But for love letters to manicured lawns, trees, and benches, the best name would be Nicholas Parks.

“If I own a business, I work for myself. And if I have no revenue, I work for fr…”

“A brick could be used to keep a level head. I don’t mean remaining rational, I …”

“As the sound a duck makes, I feel qualified to give medical advice. My wisdom w…”

“Love is as iffy as Kipling.”