Wisdom is gained like grain for bread, I think as I butter my toast. I’d better butter both sides, just in case I drop it it’s sure to land butter side up. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.”

“I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.
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“I told her “Have a good weekend.” Then I thought, “Idiot. It’s Sunday night.”

“A blanket could be used to improve the quality of your trumpet playing. Wrap th…”