Wit was insulting each person as they stepped onto the island. “Brightness Marakal! What a
disaster that hairstyle is; how brave of you to show it to the world. Brightlord Marakal, I wish you’d
warned us you were going to attend; I’d have forgone supper. I do so hate being sick after a full meal.
Brightlord Cadilar! How good it is to see you. Your face reminds me of someone dear to me.”
“Really?” wizened Cadilar said, hesitating.
“Yes,” Wit said, waving him on, “my horse. Ah, Brightlord Neteb, you smell unique today—did you
attack a wet whitespine, or did one just sneeze on you? Lady Alami! No, please, don’t speak—it’s much
easier to maintain my illusions regarding your intelligence that way. And Brightlord Dalinar.” Wit nodded
to Dalinar as he passed. “Ah, my dear Brightlord Taselin. Still engaged in your experiment to prove a
maximum threshold of human idiocy? Good for you! Very empirical of you.

Author: Brandon Sanderson