With a last name like Elov, you’d probably have a mixed up love life.

“I’m going to change the world, and all for under $14.95. I’m not going to chang…”

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine …”

“Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked …”

“To be gentle you have to be patient.”