With his spiked brown hair, he would have looked like a porcupine if he wasn’t in fact a freshly caught squirrel I bathed and styled before eating for breakfast.

“If I asked people how many people there are in the world, I’ll bet more than ha…”

“I ran a few miles, Davis, and they were musical. Then I made love like the soun…”

“I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know …”

“My armpits are not only rank, but they’re ranked number one in customer satisfa…”