With issues regarding nipples, I always try to stay abreast of the subject.

“With intellectual labor your hard work is forever, while with manual labor your…”

“I’ve got to have kids of my own. If not, who’s going to ascend to my throne?”

“A brick could be used like a fleeglebeegle, which in turn could be used like a …”

“My asshole smells like a bookstore. So, are you a big reader?”