With six pieces of wood, I’m building a life, and my coffin.

“He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled bec…”

“Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.”

“One of my seminars is “Leadership in the 20th century: How being a century behi…”

“If I could change one thing about myself, I’d pick a new nose, because I’m tire…”