With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a family of four, assuming they are all heavy drinkers.

“In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a bea…”

“I need to convince John to convince Jim to convince Jason that I don’t need con…”

“People used to tell me that when I smile I really warm up the room. Well, the m…”

“Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one wom…”