With your fertile eggs, and my semen, we’d make a delicious omelet.

“For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon…”

“I also should have come up with a product description.”

“In the throes of passion, I threw out an I love you. Did I mean it? Does a dict…”

“I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mile…”