Women love to talk. I'll bet Van Gogh had a woman. And I'll bet she talked his ear off.

“We all want to be the best at something. Trouble is, some people are only the b…”

“If you rearrange the letters of “love,” you get “ovel.” I don’t know what an ov…”

“Somebody knocked, and I’m glad it wasn’t her. I mean I want her to come, but I …”

“I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advic…”