Women want me, and men want to be me. And by me I mean Ryan Gosling.

“My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech lik…”

“I want more sleep. It won’t happen, but I can dream, right?”

“If you supplied me a tissue, I wouldn’t need it because I wouldn’t feel like cr…”

“A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then …”