Word of mouth—it's more powerful, more convincing, and more audible than word of hand. If you need me, I’ll be in the audience clapping.

“I have so much love that it could stretch around the world’s largest dick. But …”

“I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.”

“You don’t need the Bible to tell you the flesh is weak. Just pinch it and find …”

“I don’t like rejection. One jection is enough for me. No need to give it to me …”