Working in the hotel business I have learned a lot about people. It’s amazing what you can discover about someone by watching them when they don’t know you are watching, especially if they are asleep.

“If I could capture the rays of the sun in a can, I'd paint a canvas with it and…”

“I started out on a treadmill—and I just did my first marathon. And all while si…”

“I’m like a praying mantis, except not so devout. And I make love like a monk in…”

“Both sexes have assholes, and both sexes have nipples. Yet only asshole is a ge…”