Working the grill all those years, I just got burned out.

“A brick could be used as a sex toy. Well, I say sex toy, but the politician str…”

“If you supplied me a tissue, I wouldn’t need it because I wouldn’t feel like cr…”

“I look like a million bucks, but I feel like shit. Thanks, inflation!”

“It’s not uncommon for me to be early to meetings by as much as a half a gallon.…”