Would you mind a mind blindfold, a block on your imagination? You couldn’t create a fantasy world to live in, but you could create a life for yourself without irrational fears of the future.

“I hope you enjoy reading my book as much as I didn’t enjoy writing it. Just kid…”

“I need to take an exfoliating bath. Prepare the kittens’ tongues.”

“I don’t just want to be the best in my field, I also want to be the greenest.”

“The situation is a coffee mug, and I’ve got a handle on it.”