Would you mind washing my feet? I’m a centipede, so it may take you a century.

“I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one f…”

“I can provide a witness who didn’t see me at the scene of the crime. That witne…”

“I put the men in mental. Well, me and my clones do. Alone I just put in the man.”

“I’ll only date a girl if she has a lot of class. And if she is 18, I don’t care…”