Write without pay until someone offers pay. If nobody offers within three years, the candidate may look upon this as a sign that sawing wood is what he was intended for.

“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day y…”

“My, you ought to seen old Henry the Eight when he was in bloom. He was a blosso…”

“I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that …”

“Boggs comes a-tearing along on his horse, whooping and yelling like an Injun, a…”