Write your goals down on a sheet of paper. That way you can easily flip the page over and ignore them.

“I’ve decided I like making love on rainy days. Ever since she asked me to wear …”

“There are only two kinds of books worth keeping: Valuable books and valuable bo…”

“Thor pushes the empty wheelbarrow by me and I decide to say something. “Wheelba…”

“Before I sold used cars, I sold used horses. Mostly to glue factories.”