Writer’s block, I just drove around it four times. All my favorite writers live there.

“The door handle is on the wrong side of the door. It’s on the inside only, only…”

“I’ll make a name for myself, after I make a copy of myself. The key to a produc…”

“The only other man I’d let see my wife’s naked body is the butcher.”

“Contrast and compliment. The blue is never more blue than it is when paired wit…”