Writing all day every day is good, but it’s not good enough. You need to have your clone ghostwriting for you too.

“My ex girlfriend and I go long periods of time without speaking to each other. …”

“I’d use my shadow as a blanket, but it’s too cold. It’s a shame, because it’d f…”

“I have a memory like a baseball glove, so please, don’t toss me a basketball-si…”

“I love Blue Ribbon coffee, and she loves Red Ribbon coffee. I don’t love her, b…”