Yeah, but you’re both offending me with all this love-dovey crap. Get a room. No wait, don’t. Separate rooms. Both of you! (Jesse)

“You’d trust me that easily? (Shahara)Hell no. The only thing I trust in life is…”

“Why would Acheron care about any of this? (M'Adoc)Not him, his mother. Remember…”

“Guy? Mister? Mr. Goth Man, would you please wake up so I can leave? I really do…”

“Be kind to dragonswans, for thou art gorgeous when naked and taste good with co…”