Yes, he was Chinese, but Chew wasn't only his last name, it was also his first. And I found this strange considering Chew Chew had no teeth, but did own the second largest model train track set in the world (behind The Mythical Mr. Boo).

“I had to stop selling stick-figure portraits of women at the beach, after too m…”

“Something can be humorous without being funny. The difference is when it’s humo…”

“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scra…”

“We all need something to embrace, even if it’s just our own torso.”