Yesterday I complained of chest pains. My cat scratched my nipples.

“If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would be…”

“I know great art when someone doesn’t wash their hands after making it. And not…”

“I’m such a germaphobe that I think sanitation gloves should be thicker than box…”

“I say yes, turn the other cheek, and let me slap your butt again. Forgiveness c…”