You and me will read a book and find three interesting things that we remember. But Colin finds everything intriguing. He reads a book about presidents and he remembers more of it because everything he reads clicks in his head as fugging interesting.

“Maybe I was supposed to hate Caroline Mathers or something because she’d been w…”

“You just gotta tell her, man,’ I said. ‘You just gotta say, “Angela, I really l…”

“Well dress me up in a tutu, put my on a unicycle, and call me Caroline the Danc…”

“Yo era un aburrido sin remedio y ella era fascinante hasta el infinito.”